Mock Crookies Recipes

MOCK CHICKEN

Steps:

• Peel tomato and chop. Set aside.
• Add finely chopped onion to a frying pan and cook until clear.
• Add butter and tomato to pan and cook well.
• Beat egg and add to mixture along with herbs. Cook and stir in salt and pepper to taste.
• Blend a little with a stick blender or chopper if desired to achieve a finer texture or serve as is.
• Serve cool.

MOCK CHOCOLATE COOKIE CRUST

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C).
• Whisk sugar, flour, cocoa powder, and salt together in a bowl until thoroughly combined. Pour melted butter into the mixture and stir to incorporate. Press dough into the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch pie pan.
• Bake crust in preheated oven until the sides are firm and the bottom bubbles slightly, about 10 minutes.

MOCK SPARKLING SANGRIA

Steps:

• In large nonmetal pitcher or bowl, combine cranberry juice concentrate, water, orange juice and lemon juice; blend well. Refrigerate 1 hour or until thoroughly chilled.
• To serve, gently stir in club soda and orange slices.

CRUMBL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 375°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat.
• In a medium bowl whisk the flour, cornstarch, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
• Cream the butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar on medium speed (with paddle attachment) for 2-3 minutes, scraping down the sides of the bowl as needed.
• Add the egg and vanilla, beat on medium speed for 1 minute.
• Add the dry ingredients and mix until JUST combined. Stir in the chocolate chips.
• Using a ½ cup measuring cup, portion the dough into equal 1/2 cup size balls (I like to use a kitchen scale to get the balls equally portioned. Each dough ball should weigh 5-5.5 oz each). See note #2. Place the dough balls on the prepared baking sheet. Leave enough space between each cookie, I do 2 per tray.
• Bake for 9-12 minutes. The tops will be lightly golden and the tops set. Remove the baking sheet from the oven and allow the cookies to sit on the tray for 10 minutes (the cookies will continue to bake/set while on the sheet). Transfer to a wire rack to cool for at least 10 minutes before eating. The cookies need time to set. (Refer to the notes section for more tips).
• Store cookies in an airtight container. See note #3

MOCK GIRL SCOUT THIN MINT COOKIES

Steps:

• Melt chocolate coating.
• I melt mine in a large bowl in the microwave.
• Stir in the peppermint oil and the shortening.
• Dip Ritz crackers in chocolate cover completely.
• Place coated crackerers on waxed paper and let sit until chocolate is hard.
• Store in air tight container.

MOCK 'CROOKIES'

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Spray 2 baking sheets with cooking spray.
• Cut each pastry sheet into 15 equal rectangles for a total of 30 rectangles. Spread rectangles out using your fingers. Spoon about 1/2 teaspoon cream cheese onto 1 side of each cookie. Place each cookie, cream cheese-side down, onto 1 side of each pastry rectangle; fold opposite side over cookie, pressing the edges together to seal. Arrange 12 to 15 'crookies' on each baking sheet.
• Bake in the preheated oven until golden brown, 18 to 22 minutes. Let 'crookies' cool before dusting with confectioner's sugar.

MOCK CHEESE SOUFFLé

Steps:

• Butter an 8-cup soufflé dish.
• Butter each slice of bread on one side and cut into four squares. Layer half the bread, buttered side up, in the bottom of the dish. Cover with half the grated cheese. Repeat. Place the remaining ingredients in a bowl and mix well. Pour over the bread and cheese. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate overnight.
• Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Uncover the soufflé and bake on the center rack until the top is browned and the soufflé is bubbling around the edges, about 45 minutes.

MOCK CHEESECAKE

Steps:

• Grease and flour springform pan or spray with Pam. Preheat oven to 325dg.
• Combine grahamcracker crumbs, melted butter and sugar. Press into bottom and up sides of springform pan. Bake for 5 minutes, then remove to cool.
• Blend together applesauce, condensed milk slightly beaten eggs and lemon juice.
• Pour mixture over prepared crust and bake at 325 for 30 minutes.
• refrigerate overnight before removingfrom pan and serving.

MOCK ENGLISH TOFFEE

Steps:

• 1. Preheat oven to 375 Degrees.
• 2. Line the bottom of 9X13 Pan with the Saltine Crackers. Make sure the entire bottom of the pan is covered with the crackers. (depending on your pan, it might take more of less of the Saltines) Mine is 5 across, 6 down. Put the lined pan aside.
• 3. In a sauce pan, melt the butter and brown sugar, on medium heat, stirring constantly with a wire whisk. When it comes to a rolling boil, cook for 5 more minutes, while still stirring constantly with whisk.
• 4. Remove pan from stove and pour the boiling mixture over the saltines, covering all the crackers.
• 5. Place in oven and bake for 7 minutes, or until the it starts to bubble. No longer, or it will burn.
• 6. Turn oven off and remove pan and place on counter. Pour the entire package of chocolate chips over the bubbling mixture. (The crackers may bubble out of place a bit, so adjust them with a fork and push them down so they go to the bottom of the pan.) Let the chocolate chips melt. They will turn shiny when then they are melted. (I put the pan back in the hot oven for only for a few seconds so they all melt) and spread the chocolate chips evenly covering the entire layer of crackers and butter/sugar mixture.
• 7. Sprinkle the nuts over the chocolate, and let cool. Cut into squares and enjoy.

ORIGINAL LOFTHOUSE COOKIE (COPYCAT RECIPE)

Steps:

• In the bowl of your stand mixer with the whisk attachment (or you can use a hand mixer) cream together the butter, margarine and powdered sugar until light and fluffy
• Add in your vanilla, almond extract and egg and mix on medium until combined
• Add in your baking soda, baking powder, salt, cream of tartar and cornstarch and mix until combined
• Switch to the paddle attachment and mix in your cake flour just until combined. Do not overmix (or you can do this by hand)
• Scoop your batter onto a parchment-lined baking sheet with a medium-sized cookie scoop (or you can use a spoon)
• Cover with plastic wrap and chill in the fridge for 2 hours (or up to 24 hours)
• Preheat your oven to 375ºF
• Roll the chilled dough into balls and then flatten with your fingers into cookies that are about 1/2" thick and 3" wide. Arrange on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper.
• Bake your cookies for 8-9 minutes or just until the sheen disappears from the top of the cookie. Place onto a cooling rack to cool fully before frosting with buttercream and finishing with sprinkles
• Store leftover cookies in an airtight container for up to a week or freeze
• In the bowl of your stand mixer (or using a hand mixer) cream your butter until smooth using the whisk attachment
• Start adding your powdered sugar while mixing on low until it's all incorporated.
• Add in your vanilla, milk, salt, and food coloring and mix until smooth.
• Pipe on top of the cookies with a round tip (I used an 804) and top with sprinkles