Lox Eggs Benedict For Manbeasts Recipes

LOX EGGS BENEDICT FOR MANBEASTS

Steps:

• Toast bagels. Make more noise than necessary so your manbeast knows you are totally irritated.
• Spread cream cheese on the four bagel halves.
• Layer on top of cream cheese the lox slices.
• Place one poached egg on top of lox slices.
• Pour Hollandaise sauce (I use this simple recipe Recipe #156420) over all.
• Garnish with fresh chopped dill.
• Smugly serve with attitude and tell manbeast to shut up.
• Note: Of course this is much higher in fat than the nutritional analysis indicates because of the butter in the hollandaise sauce.

EGGS BENEDICT FOR 2

Steps:

• FOR THE EGGS BENEDICT: Broil muffins until lightly browned. Top each muffin half with a poached egg, and cover with hollandaise sauce. Yield: 2 servings.
• FOR THE HOLLANDAISE SAUCE: Beat egg yolks in top of DOUBLE BOILER; gradually add lemon juice to egg yolks, stirring constantly. Add about ONE-THIRD of butter to egg mixture; cook over hot (not boiling) water, stirring constantly, until butter melts.
• Add another third of butter, stirring constantly; as sauce thickens, stir in remaining butter. Stir in salt and cayenne; cook until thickened. Yield: about 1/2 cup.
• Southern Living.

SMOKED SALMON BRUSCHETTA

Steps:

• Toast bread, rub one side of each slice with the cut side of garlic clove and drizzle with olive oil.
• Arrange smoked salmon and onion slices on bread and top with a dollop of cream cheese.