Lox Eggs Benedict For Manbeasts Recipes

LOX EGGS BENEDICT FOR MANBEASTS

Steps:

• Toast bagels. Make more noise than necessary so your manbeast knows you are totally irritated.
• Spread cream cheese on the four bagel halves.
• Layer on top of cream cheese the lox slices.
• Place one poached egg on top of lox slices.
• Pour Hollandaise sauce (I use this simple recipe Recipe #156420) over all.
• Garnish with fresh chopped dill.
• Smugly serve with attitude and tell manbeast to shut up.
• Note: Of course this is much higher in fat than the nutritional analysis indicates because of the butter in the hollandaise sauce.

EGGS BENEDICT (SORT OF) FOR 2

Steps:

• Grease 2 - 8 oz. ramekins; set aside.
• Cube toasted English muffins and place one in each ramekin to fill half way.
• Sprinkle muffins with a large pinch of cheese.
• Place a slice of Canadian bacon on next and top with more cheese.
• Beat eggs slightly; add milk and seasoning to taste.
• Divide among ramekins.
• Cover and place in refrigerator overnight.
• Bake uncovered at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.
• Spoon Creamy Hollandaise Sauce on top and sprinkle with paprika before serving.

SMOKED SALMON BRUSCHETTA

Steps:

• Toast bread, rub one side of each slice with the cut side of garlic clove and drizzle with olive oil.
• Arrange smoked salmon and onion slices on bread and top with a dollop of cream cheese.