Kitty Litter Recipes

KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in a blender, they tend to stick, so scrape often.
• Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using a fork or shake in a jar.
• When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl.
• Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding, mix with the cake and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; gently combine. Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into the litter box. .
• Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave-safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture.
• Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top; this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.
• Heat remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. T
• his is my addition--only: spread 5 of the remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box; sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Serve with a *new* pooper-scooper. Note, this cake should be refrigerated when not being served.

LINDA'S KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions on box, using 2 9x13" pans. Let cool completely.
• Prepare pudding mix according to package directions. Once cooked, cover bowl with saran wrap, and chill in refrigerator, until ready to assemble cake.
• Place Vanilla sandwich cookies in a heavy duty Zip-lock plastic bag, and roll with a rolling pin until cookies are crumbled.
• Set aside 1/4 cup of the cookie crumbs. Add a few drops green food coloring to the 1/4 cup crumbs, and mix with a fork.
• Remove the cakes from their pans, and crumble into a lg. bowl.
• Toss cake with 1/2 the remaining vanilla cookie crumbs, and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding.
• Mix gently with the cake crumbs until evenly moist.
• Put mixture into a NEW litter box that has been lined with plastic wrap.
• Unwrap the tootsie rolls. Place 3 of them in a microwavable dish, and heat on LOW until soft and pliable, checking every 30 secs. Taper the ends of the tootsie rolls, rolling them between your palms and curving slightly, to make them look like pieces of poop.
• Repeat with remaining tootsie rolls, heating them 3 at a time. Bury some of them and you can place a few on top too. Sprinkle some of the ones on top with cookie crumbs.
• Sprinkle the other 1/2 of cookie crumbs over top of the cake.
• Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top (this resembles the colored granules in some brands of kitty litter).
• Dip the scoop in the box, and your ready to scoop and eat!

KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to box directions (any size pan). Prepare pudding, chill until ready to assemble. Crumble sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often.
• Set aside all but 1/4 cup.
• To the 1/4 cup of crumbs, add a few drops of green food coloring and mix using fork or shake in a jar.
• When cakes are cooled to room temp, crumble into a large bowl.
• Toss with half the remaining cookie crumbs and chilled pudding.
• You probably won't need all the pudding, mix the cake and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; ge ntly combine. Line litter box.
• Put mixture into box.
• Put 3 unwrapped tootsie rolls in microwave safe dish and heat until softened.
• Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly.
• Repeat with 3 more tootsie rolls and bury in cake mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.
• Scatter green crumbles lightly over top (chlorophyll in cat litter). Heat 3 tootsie rolls in microwave until almost melted.
• Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs.
• Spread remaining tootsie rolls over top; take one and heat until pliable, hang over side of litter box, sprinkle with cookie crumbs.