Hot Mess Recipes

JENN'S HOT MESS CASSEROLE

Steps:

• Cook the rice according to package directions.
• While the rice is cooking, heat the canola oil over Med/High heat.
• Add the chicken and sprinkle with garlic powder and seasoned salt, to taste. Saute until no longer pink.
• Add mushrooms and saute for another minute or two. Remove from heat and drain.
• In a large bowl, mix rice, chicken and mushrooms, spaghetti sauce, corn, kidney beans and ONLY 1 c of the cheddar cheese. Mix well.
• Transfer the concoction to a casserole dish and sprinkle remaining cup of cheese on top.
• Bake at 350 for 20 minutes or until heated through.
• Note: I usually switch the ingredients up every time I make it but I always use things that are on the "healthy" side so I have something quick to just throw in the microwave at lunch time. It's also a cost effective alternative to lunch meats and microwavable frozen lunches. This recipe is just an idea for you to use to create a healthy meal for yourself.

HOT MESS

Steps:

• Heat oil in large skillet over medium high heat.
• Add onion, celery. Stir a bit.
• Add cumin, caraway, celery seed. Stir till fragrant.
• Add ground turkey. Brown thoroughly, breaking up clumps with a wooden spoon.
• Add salt and pepper.
• Remove from heat.
• Put 1/2 of cabbage in crock pot. Sprinkle with 1/2 of vinegar.
• Transfer meat and onion mixture to crock pot.
• Top with remaining cabbage; sprinkle with remaining vinegar.
• Cook on high for 2 hours. Turn heat to low and cook for 3 more hours.
• Serve with potatoes.

HOT SOUTHERN MESS

Steps:

• For the pimento cheese: Mix together the mayonnaise, granulated garlic, cayenne, pimentos and sprinkle of salt and black pepper in a large bowl until well blended. Add the Cheddar and mix thoroughly. Refrigerate for several hours or overnight for the best flavor.
• For the slaw: Whisk together the mayonnaise, sugar, vinegar, celery salt, salt and black pepper in a large bowl until smooth. Add the cabbage and mix well. Refrigerate overnight. Preheat the grill.
• Grill the weenie. Place the weenie in the bun and top with 2 tablespoons of the pimento cheese, 2 tablespoons of the slaw and the relish.

MANDY'S BIG MESS

Steps:

• Place smoked sausage, bell pepper, purple onion, pineapple chunks, sweet and sour sauce, Tabasco sauce, and jalapeno in the slow cooker.
• Cook on HIGH for 1-1 1/2 hours or on LOW for 3 to 4 hours, or until bell pepper and onion are tender.
• Serve on top of a bed of rice, or by itself with a salad.

HOT MESS BROWNIES RECIPE - (4.3/5)

Steps:

• Prepare the brownies as directions indicate. Cut brownies and place them onto a wire rack with a drip pan at the bottom to catch any chocolate or caramel that might drip down. While brownies are cooling heat in a double boiler the chocolate and the butter until it becomes smooth and has a sheen to it. While still slightly warm add a spoonful of marshmallow fluff onto each brownie. How many brownies you get depends on how big you cut your brownie. I cut mine pretty big. The marshmallow will start to spread. Put a spoonful of caramel on top of the marshmallow. It will also spread a little. Then spoon some of the chocolate on top of the marshmallow and caramel. It will spread as well but will eventually harden back up. When the chocolate has hardened again they will be ready to serve. Clearly these are messy to eat but ridiculously good.