Elephant Stew Recipes

ELEPHANT STEW FOR A CROWD

Steps:

• Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
• This should take about 2 months.
• Add enough brown gravy to cover.
• Cook over hot fire for 3 weeks.
• This will serve 3800 people.
• If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

ELEPHANT STEW

Steps:

• Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Save the trunk. You will need something to put the pieces in.
• Put cut up elephant into a very large kettle. Add brown gravy to cover.
• Cook over a fire at 465 degrees for about 4 weeks.
• This will serve 3800 but if more people are expected, add the rabbits. Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.
• Laugh and enjoy!

ELEPHANT STEW

Steps:

• 1. Cut elephant meat into bite-sized pieces (this will take about two months).
• 2. Cut vegetables into cubes (another two months).
• 3. Plave meat in a pan and cover with 1,000 gallons of brown gravy. Simmer for four weeks.
• 4. Shovel in salt and pepper to taste
• 5. When meat is tender, add vegetables ( a steam shovel is useful for this ).
• 6. Simmer slowly for four more weeks.
• 7. Garnish with parsley
• 8. Serves 3,800
• 9. If more is expected, add two rabbits.
• 10. This is not recommended, however, as very few people like hare in their stew.

ELEPHANT STEW

Steps:

• 1. Cut the elephant into small bite-size pieces; this should take about 2 months.
• 2. Salt and pepper, enough brown gravy to cover.
• 3. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.
• 4. This will serve 2800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

ELEPHANT STEW

Steps:

• 1. Cut elephant into bit size pieces. (This should take about two months.) Place into a large pressure cooker and add enough water to cover. Add seasonings and cook at 400º for four weeks.
• 2. Add potatoes after 3 1/2 weeks. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary as most people don't like hare in their stew. hahahahaha