Elephant Soup Recipes

ELEPHANT STEW FOR A CROWD

Steps:

• Cut elephant into bite size pieces.
• This should take about 2 months.
• Add enough brown gravy to cover.
• Cook over hot fire for 3 weeks.
• This will serve 3800 people.
• If more are expected, the two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

ELEPHANT STEW

Steps:

• Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
• This takes about 2 months.
• Using large kettles, simmer equal parts elephant and vegetables with enough broth to cover.
• Cook for a couple days.
• If more are expected add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary.
• Most people don't like to find hare in their stew.

ELEPHANT DELI TOMATO-ORANGE SOUP, VERY QUICK

Steps:

• Sautee onions in butter, in soup pot until transparent.
• Add canned tomatoes with their juice, salt, pepper, baking soda and dried thyme.
• Bring to boil, then reduce heat and simmer uncovered for 15 minutes.
• Add orange juice and cream, heat through and serve, hot.