Death Chicken Recipes

LOWER-FAT DEATH CHICKEN

Steps:

• put bacon bits in bottom of 9x13 inch casserole dish.
• put uncooked rice in dish.
• lightly salt, pepper, and paprika chicken pieces, put them in dish.
• in bowl, mix soup, water, garlic salt, nutmeg, oregano, and parsley.
• pour into casserole dish.
• cover and bake 2 hours at 300 degrees- don't uncover during cooking!

DEATH CHICKEN

Steps:

• Line a 9x13-inch baking pan with the bacon.
• Pour the uncooked rice over the bacon, then lay the chicken breasts on top of the rice.
• Whisk together the remaining ingredients-- using a pinch of nutmeg and a few shakes of garlic salt/powder-- but*don't* eliminate the nutmeg, because I promise, it's what makes the dish!
• Pour the whisked mixture over the rice, then cover the dish with heavy duty foil (the author states emphatically that it's really important to use*heavy duty* foil, so if I don't have any, I use two layers of regular foil to be safe).
• Bake at 300 degrees F for 2 hours.

DEATH TO DIETERS CHICKEN LASAGNA

Steps:

• Boil water and cook lasagna noodles.
• When done, drain and run cold water over them.
• Spray a non-stick frying pan with cooking spray.
• Cook boneless chicken breasts until done.
• Slice into small thinly sliced strips (you can do this before or after cooking).
• Saute mushrooms and onions until soft.
• Spray 9X13 cooking pan with cooking spray (I use pampered chef stoneware).
• Make hollandaise sauce according to package directions and spread a small amount on the bottom of a 9 x13 pan, enough to cover the bottom.
• Place a layer of noodles on top of hollandaise sauce.
• Cover with half of the chicken and sprinkle with basil, oregano and salt and pepper to taste.
• Top with half of the mushroom and onion mixture and then drizzle and spread half of the remaining hollandaise.
• Sprinkle with basil and oregano.
• Top this with half of the Mozzarella and Parmesan cheeses.
• Place all of the asparagus neatly in a layer over cheese.
• Repeat the layers, ending with the cheeses.
• Cook, uncovered, in 350 F.
• oven for 45- 60 minutes, or until hot and bubbly.
• Watch to ensure the cheese doesn't begin to burn, if so, cover with foil in a tent like fashion, which might add to the cooking time.
• You need a deep 9X13 pan for this.
• Let stand for 15 minutes before cutting.
• Serve a salad with a tart dressing to offset the richness, such as my spinach, strawberry and poppyseed salad.
• I have never attempted to freeze this, so I don't know how that works.
• Considering the asparagus, I don't think it would freeze well.
• Note about packaged Hollandaise sauce: Be sure to check pkg directions at the store as ingredients/measurements/pkg yield may differ according to brand.

DEATH BY WINGS

Steps:

• In a blender puree all ingredients, except chicken wings, being VERY careful of the hot peppers.
• Place chicken wings in a bowl and pour mixture on top, marinate overnight.
• Heat deep fryer with oil to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Remove wings from bowl and gently place them in the hot oil.
• Fry wings until golden brown and crisp, about 8 to 10 minutes.
• Meanwhile take the leftover marinade and place in a small saucepan on stove and bring to a hard boil.
• After the sauce is heated throughout put sauce in large bowl, add wings and toss until coated.
• When handling wings use either tongs or wear gloves.