Crows Feet Banisher Recipes

KNEE PATCHES, OR ELEPHANT EARS AMISH CONFECTION

Steps:

• In a large bowl, beat eggs until light and pale yellow.
• Add in the vanilla, salt, and the cream.
• Blend.
• Add the flour and beat well and thoroughly.
• This dough will be very stiff.
• On a floured surface kneed for ten minutes.
• (if your mixer has a dough hook it can be done that way also.) Preheat oil to 375 degrees.
• Pinch off the size of a large marble, and roll out thinly as possible.
• Should be about 4 inches or so.
• Cover your knees with a tea towel, and stretch the dough over the knee in the sitting position and stretch dough very thin.
• Cook two at a time in the hot fat, until golden brown.
• Turning once, takes about two minutes on each side.
• The dough will blister and puff up like a pita bread.
• Lift out each and shake extra oil off well.
• Drain on paper towels.
• When all the stretching, and deep frying is done, and cookies are cooled, then combine the icing powder and cinnamon, sift over the cookie lightly, on the top of each.
• These are eaten the same day.
• They do not keep well.

PETCHAH (CALF'S FOOT JELLY)

Steps:

• Thoroughly rinse calves feet with water and place in a stockpot with enough water to cover.
• Bring the vessel to a boil and remove any scum that appears on the top.
• Drain the calves feet and cover again with a change of cold water. Bring to a boil again.
• Lower the burner to the lowest setting possible. Add the diced carrot and onion, salt and pepper. Cook on the lowest possible heat for a minimum of six hours, preferably overnight until any adherent meat, cartilage, tendons and ligaments separate easily from the bones.
• Reserve everything but the bones and discard the bones. Taste the broth and adjust salt and pepper to your liking.
• Chop the meat, cartilage, softened tendons and ligaments into small pieces (being careful not to miss any bone fragments and to use only those pieces that can be easily cut with the knife) and mix with minced garlic. Alternatively, take the larger pieces and put with cloves into a food processor and process until well incorporated and a ball of lumpy paste is present in the food processor.
• Place the sliced eggs neatly in the bottom of a rectangular glass or enameled baking dish.
• Over the eggs, evenly distribute the meat/garlic mixture.
• Over this, pour the broth including the onions and carrots. Depth of the broth should be no less than one inch though an inch and a half is ideal.
• Allow mixture to cool on the counter or stove top briefly and then place on a shelf in refrigerator to sit, undisturbed, until the mixture solidifies. Any fat coming to the top of the mixture may be removed by skimming with the edge of a knife after mixture gels firmly.
• Following solification, the mixture should be cut into squares. It is served cold as an appetizer or as a cool snack. Garnish with a slice of lemon wedge which may be squeezed over the aspic for additional flavor.

CROW'S FEET BANISHER

Steps:

• The program won't allow just one ingredient so I listed castor oil twice. Ignore that please!
• Using your ring finger- this is the weakest finger and supposedly won't cause tugging or pulling that can cause more damage- smooth castor oil around the eye area.
• Concentrate on the areas where those fine lines and wrinkles are beginning to appear.
• Use twice daily for best results.
• AVOID getting this into the eyes!